2:13 A.M., Drunken Long Distance Call From JR’s Bar and Grill

Hey Tard! Dan and I just decided; we’ve gone celibate! D’ya hear?! We ain’t gonna have sex no more! ‘Course we decided it down at JR’s. It was like a proclamation. Dan got up on the bar and yelled, “I...

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