To the Girl Rocking Out So Hard in Her Minivan that She Almost Rear-Ends My Minivan

Issue #142
Winter 2019-20
Ignore that I am invisible to you, a man old enough to call a girl a girl when I see one.   Ignore how I am held up by a half-Windsor slouched under teeth yellow as a work day is...

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