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Suspects

When I take you in my mouth, it is all just a matter of identity. I study the weather reports. In a photo essay of Sun Valley Ski Lodge, under her picture, there is this: “Sonja Henie starred in Sun Valley Serenade BUT NEVER VISITED THE PLACE.” Wait, I think hear the phone. The child,…

The Glamour of Craig Raine

Asked what he worked at, Oscar Wilde's brother Willie would reply, "At intervals." This kind of innocuous controlled explosion which sends a phrase sky-high the moment before it reassembles, younger and wiser and apparently unfazed, is analogous to the effect achieved by certain poems. It defamiliarizes, yes, but mostly in order to refamiliarize. It glamorizes…

Family Portrait

“Sutton,” my wife says, “the girls won't wash between their legs.” What am I supposed to do about it? I think, having just come in from buying round steak that I will try to tenderize with a mallet, then salt and pepper, dredge in flour and fry and serve with green peas, biscuits, gravy. But…

Confession

The Nazi within me thinks it's time to take charge. The world's a mess; people are crazy. The Nazi within me wants the windows shut tight, new locks put on the doors. There's too much fresh air, too much coming and going. The Nazi within me wants to be boss of traffic and traffic lights….

The Boss & His Beauty

The man with the muscles      He'll kill her Naw, he just ‘instructs' her      Opera operate. Opt. Opponents. He-man lift her up and slam her down      Will she land on her ass or spine? Hand-become-hammer      He gonna break her neck some time No matter how many or whose side      Bludgeons. Do harm, make cry. Plow ponies…

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Whenever I am leafing through a book and come upon a      single hair, for a moment I believe it belongs to the author, and that the book, too, is still the author's, and I must      give it back. Then I come to my senses. Usually, it is just a hair from a      mustache, and then…