Gertrude’s Ear
A sow rooting around in a garden uncovered a silk purse. “Oh Good Heavens!” she squealed in horror. “That’s Gertrude’s ear!” Another sow trotted over, and stared at the soiled object. “No, no,” she concluded, with a relieved snuffle. “That can’t be Gertie’s ear. Gertie’s ear didn’t have a clasp.” …